March 2012
53 posts
andthatlittleblackdress:
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
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reactivating:
I have this disease called unattractive
hang-me-high:
my life is so gay i cant even see straight
indiesque:
Trojans - Atlas Genius
idiotblogger:
“you’re like a penny, two faced and worthless” whispered the teenage girl completely unaware a penny is actually worth 1 cent
diagnonsense:
heterotroph:
twinmachines:
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
that’s the most unnerving thing that I can think of. that’s so weird that I exist to people when I’m not...
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
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Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
“I always hated when my scars started to fade, because as long as I could still...”
– Jodi Picoult, Handle with Care (via larmoyante)
unfreshing:
what is that? you’re fluent in sarcasm on facebook? better not piss you off before you cut me down with your sharp wit!!!
