andthatlittleblackdress: honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
reactivating: I have this disease called unattractive
hang-me-high: my life is so gay i cant even see straight
indiesque: Trojans - Atlas Genius
idiotblogger: “you’re like a penny, two faced and worthless” whispered the teenage girl completely unaware a penny is actually worth 1 cent
diagnonsense: heterotroph: twinmachines: do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes that’s the most unnerving thing that I can think of. that’s so weird that I exist to people when I’m not...
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Still a virgin.
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
I always hated when my scars started to fade, because as long as I could still...– Jodi Picoult, Handle with Care (via larmoyante)
unfreshing: what is that? you’re fluent in sarcasm on facebook? better not piss you off before you cut me down with your sharp wit!!!